“The Cranky Guru – Adventures in Metaphysics” COMING SOON!

Posted on November 25, 2013 by thecrankyguru

Here’s another excerpt from my soon to be released Book The Cranky Guru – Adventures in metaphysics. How I met my soul mate Tutti. Enjoy!

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My girlfriend of the week Sarah (NHRN), who worked in a massage parlour called the ‘House of Health’, (I know, I know!) invited me to a big party one Saturday night and no sooner had I stepped into this crowded living room than Tutti caught my eye. No, that’s not nearly strong enough a description of the emotions I felt looking at her from across that crowded room. I was transfixed! I was in love! It was a cosmic connection of such power, I was helpless to resist. ‘Sarah’ faded into oblivion, never to be seen again as I floated towards Tutti on that fateful night! As I found out later, Tutti was there with her live-in bodybuilder boyfriend Peter, but undaunted, I walked straight up to her and said “hi! I must take you out sometime”. She told me much later, her immediate thought was “oh oh! Here’s another ‘Portnoy’ trying to get into my nickers!” And yes, I was wearing something similar, but this time it was very different! Little did I know I had just met my soul mate. And that very week, true to God, Tutti told her mother “mummy, if I ever marry anyone, I’m marrying this guy!” Is it possible to know? Is there such a thing as destiny? I do believe so. Here’s how I think it works…”

The plan is to have the book ready for online purchase by the end of December 2013!

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“The Cranky Guru – Adventures in Metaphysics” COMING SOON!

Posted on November 23, 2013 by thecrankyguru

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I’m really looking forward to the release of my new book “Adventures in metaphysics”! In it, I will share lots of information on my personal spiritual journey and give insights into the nature of the universe and our place in it. We are superb beings whether we realise it or not and we all have a mandate to create the best possible lives for ourselves. We just need the tools and some knowledge on how to use them! I hope my book will be of value to everyone who reads it and supply some of the answers we all seek.

Here’s a short excerpt from the book:

“Many of us, particularly in western societies, spend our lives yearning for things to make us ‘more’. We feel that if we keep adding ‘stuff’. Bigger better car, job, house, wife…err…maybe not a bigger better wife. That would be a whole book in itself! Those of you reading this, who know my wife Tutti would certainly agree. But Tutti will get a mention, or even a chapter later on, I promise! Now, that’s something to look forward to!

The point I’m making is that we actually miss so much in our incessant search for ‘the next big thing’. Never satisfied with what is, and always seeking, seeking. What are we seeking? Why, the missing intangible ingredient of course! That ‘something’ which will complete us.  We don’t really know what this ‘something’ is, we just know it’s missing! And so the search begins. My dearest wish in writing this book is that we discover together that ‘missing something’ which will assist us in leading a wonderful, fulfilling LIFE. Let the journey begin!”

The plan is to have the book ready for online purchase by the end of December 2013!

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